JTL Mafia #019

[Craig]

Sorry y’all. I’ve been a little busy with some of my other side hustles, I haven’t been taking action on the things that matter. But if you’re interested in checking out my decorative pillows, come by my cubicle. I’m getting really good at my sewing.

Really bummed to hear about our fallen team members. They had a lot of drive and a lot of potential in their fields.

[Mr. Troll]

Mr. Gored Lami, a man who was VERY successful

It is tempting to troll le Garey but le time to clock out is nigh and le man didn't even show up
We have three LOSER ROCKSTARS who took le day off apparently


Tomorrow we must TROLL! (Of course, I shall be trolling tonight!!! XD)

[Garey]

Whats all this workplace gossip about me? Ive been crushing it in ping pong not taking out our office crew. I had another success last night. I didn't really want to come out and say it so early but, if people are gonna start pointing fingers without any reason, I am the motivator. I motivated part time pat and he says he did nothing with it but are we not going to question him more?? He seems the most suspicious to me at this point…

[Garey]

part time pat

[Mr. Troll]

A lil too late, don't you think???

[Mido Minoger]

See, I can confirm that there is a motivator, because I was motivated N0. I tried to hint about it in my post, and note that it was a waste to motivate me - I took no action last night, either.

Thank you for being so forthcoming

It is time for your tri-daily 1:1 to discuss your performance.

As you yourself admitted, the good people here at the company have been motivating you! And what do you do with your motivation? Nothing! Suspicious.

A motivated Zodiac Killer unfortunately explains both the double stabbing, and the double boast. As per employee handbook, a motivated Zodiac Killer would have to have killed twice, would only have to mention one of the victims in their mandatory boast, and in addition, could have boasted twice.

We got: two stabbings, and two boasts after N0 with no boasts. I am afraid the circumstantial evidence convinces me that the motivated Zodiac Killer was the culprit, and the person who was motivated on N0 was you Pat.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to exercise my Middle Manager executive powers, we're gonna have to let you go, Part-Time Pat. You simply have not been contributing enough productivity, and additionally, we suspect you may have been the one eating the lunches left in the communal fridge!

[Human Resources]

NIGHT

[Human Resources]

Garey 1/7
Project Gorlami

Part-Time Pat 2/7
Garey
Mido Minoger





You have decided to execute Part-Time Pat, the Rockstar Amnesiac.

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: West Elevator

All Employees,

Note that the west elevator is out of order.
Please use the east elevator or the stairs until further notice.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

It is now Night 2.
You have 23 hours to submit your night actions.
Day 3 will begin at 5:45PM Eastern on Monday, August 24th.

There is no posting at night

Submitting Night Actions:

Submit your night actions by sending The Crowned Diviner a PM on the site.
To do this, click the speech bubble icon next to "Contact:" under my profile picture and choose the "Send private message" option from the drop down menu:


Do not send night actions to GameMaster, send them to The Crowned Diviner

Good advice:

• Mafia is only as much as effort as you're willing to put in. You don't need to research every facet of the game to win. The list of roles and rules are much better as a reference than a study

• It's common practice to make a post during every day period stating the success/failure of your action, but you don't necessarily need to say what the exact results were, or the action you took. Choosing not to post will surely work against you.

• Being overly quiet is very suspicious! But talk too much, and you might make yourself a target.

Submit an action every night, pay attention to the results of others and their posts, and you'll have fun.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask the host.

Players:

Alive - 12

• Amish Accountant
• Craig
• Garey
• Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)
• /in/PranavGupta
• Lawrence
• Marg A. Rita
• Mido Minoger
• Mr. Troll
• NancyDrew
• Project Gorlami
• Remote Work Guy

Dead - 3

• Boss Babe
• Cigs Evan
• Part-Time Pat

[Human Resources]

Marg A. Rita, the Boastful Guardian Angel, has been shot.




Lawrence, the Boastful Union Private Eye, has been shot.




Mido Minoger, the IRS Fibber, has been shot.

From: guest@thecompany.com
To: all-employees@thecompany.com

Horns can grow even on the most righteous of people. Be cautious, but I am no Capricorn.

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Amazing Tax News!

Good morning Rockstars!

We have good news to share! It turns out that Mido Minoger, our excellent middle manager, was an undercover IRS agent who was satisfied by our audit results and freely left, never to return! Even though an impeccable manager was lost, our clean tax record is worth celebrating and the Minotaur's incredible trackers will be expanded to the entire company!

While our tax bill has been settled, we believe there may be more IRS agents about. If you find them, please politely inform them of the good news and help them find the elevator!

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Terminating Part Time Roles and Contractors

As we're sure everyone has noticed, Part-Time Pat never showed up for work today. His busy schedule outside of work must have been too much to juggle. Unfortunately, we have no choice but to terminate his employment. We wish him the best of luck with his many personal endeavors!

Also note, we are terminating our contract with Guardian Angel Healthcare and the onsite health consultant, Marg A. Rita will no longer be available.

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Policy on Collective Action

All employees,

Unfortunately, we've found evidence of Union activity.

It is company policy that Unions are bad for the worker/employer relationship, as they erode trust and reduce efficiency. They consistently violate the rights of employees to communicate one-on-one with with their employers and to negotiate their own pay and benefits. Also, did you know they often charge outrageous dues? Don't you think your hard-earned money would be better spent elsewhere (perhaps on a new Playstation)?

In accordance with this policy, we must terminate employees involved in Union activities, for the good of all our hard-working Rockstars.

It is now Day 3.
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 to (no) execute.
Night 3 will begin at 5:45PM Eastern on Wednesday, August 26th.

Players:

Alive - 9

• Amish Accountant
• Craig
• Garey
• Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)
• /in/PranavGupta
• Mr. Troll
• NancyDrew
• Project Gorlami
• Remote Work Guy

Dead - 6

• Boss Babe, the Rockstar Naive Cop
• Cigs Evan, the Rockstar Master Surgeon
• Lawrence, the Boastful Union Private Eye
• Marg A. Rita, the Boastful Guardian Angel
• Mido Minoger, the IRS Fibber
• Part-Time Pat, the Rockstar Amnesiac

[Mr. Troll]

What a night, huh?

Pretty decent night for my ROCKSTAR TROLL GANG!!!!!!! except for Miss Rita (may she forever enjoy happy hour in le heaven)

Once again, I had a SUCCessful night trololoing along with a message that I was "Saved by Lawrence, the Family Doctor"

THATS CRAAAAZYY!!!!! Good one, Mr. Minitard

Somewhat le safe to say Mr. Pat was le Zodiac??? We had no stabbings last night But also, in case he was a ROCKSTAR, we had le Garey and le Bull vote coming in le last 15 minutes of le day which is not so awesomesauce tbh

My ROCKSTARS, did we gather any good morsels of le info? I can only Troll at my best against le sussy bakas.
Numbers doe, with two gangstalking teams, and possibly a 3p still, we may only have 4-5 TRUE ROCKSTARS on le low end

Especially want to hear from Ms. Nancylicious and le GenZ gazer