Fuck my stupid Lizardman life!
Ugh... I knew you guys were gonna figure me out soon

I got thrown out of heaven last month cause I kept dropping everything

I thought maybe I could fit in with you guys but then I got really anxious and accidentally went totally feral on Gaulish Druid when he stopped by to say hi. Cringe!
sigh... I guess I could give hell a shot.
Can I make one last request? Can someone please volunteer and just... hold my scaly hand while I cross into the other realm?

I'm really scared of dying...
