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Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2026 7:44 pm
by Human Resources
From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-new-hires@thecompany.com
Subject: Onboarding Complete

Good evening Rockstar!

The deadline for filing onboarding paperwork has expired. Leadership has indicated that it will not be extended again as we have already pushed the deadline once. Your start date is Monday, August 17. Please be in the office by 5:45pm Eastern time. Please note that failure to show up for work may be cause for disciplinary action, including ť̼e̥rͭm͈in̖ͤa̘t̎iőn̰.

We will be in contact with each employee to inform you of your new role at The Company.

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2026 7:48 am
by Human Resources
You should have received a PM with your role and relevant information. Please contact Human Resources if you haven't.
It is now Night 0.
You have 34 hours to submit your night actions.
Day 1 will begin at 5:45PM Eastern on Tuesday, August 18th.


There is no posting at night
Submitting Night Actions:

Submit your night actions by sending Human Resources a PM on the site.
To do this, click the speech bubble icon next to "Contact:" under my profile picture and choose the "Send private message" option from the drop down menu:

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Do not send night actions to GameMaster, send them to Human Resources

You may also send night actions to @mleber in Telegram.

Good advice:
  • Mafia is only as much as effort as you're willing to put in. You don't need to research every facet of the game to win. The list of roles and rules are much better as a reference than a study
  • It's common practice to make a post during every day period stating the success/failure of your action, but you don't necessarily need to say what the exact results were, or the action you took. Choosing not to post will surely work against you.
  • Being overly quiet is very suspicious! But talk too much, and you might make yourself a target.
Submit an action every night, pay attention to the results of others and their posts, and you'll have fun.
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask the host.
Players:
Alive - 15
  • Amish Accountant
  • Boss Babe
  • Cigs Evan
  • Craig
  • Garey
  • Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)
  • /in/PranavGupta
  • Lawrence
  • Marg A. Rita
  • Mido Minoger
  • Mr. Troll
  • NancyDrew
  • Part-Time Pat
  • Project Gorlami
  • Remote Work Guy
Dead - 0

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2026 6:17 pm
by Human Resources
From: hr@thecompany.com
To: all-new-hires@thecompany.com
Subject: First Day of Work!

Good morning Rockstars!

We hope you're all well-rested and ready to lock-in to a productive first week full of intense collaboration!

Get started on the right foot by properly tracking your time! Please note that the new timesheets are to be used for billable hours and certain meetings, while the old timesheets are to be used for most meetings and non-billable hours. If you are unsure whether to log time spent in a meeting on the new timesheets or the old timesheets, please ask your manager. Of course, it goes without saying where time spent meeting with managers to discuss timesheet usage should be logged.




It is now Day 1.
With 15 players alive, it takes 8 to (no) execute.
Night 1 will begin at 5:45PM Eastern on Thursday, August 20th.
Players:
Alive - 15
  • Amish Accountant
  • Boss Babe
  • Cigs Evan
  • Craig
  • Garey
  • Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)
  • /in/PranavGupta
  • Lawrence
  • Marg A. Rita
  • Mido Minoger
  • Mr. Troll
  • NancyDrew
  • Part-Time Pat
  • Project Gorlami
  • Remote Work Guy
Dead - 0

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2026 6:52 pm
by Mr. Troll
Rockers!!!!! :)

I, Mr. le Troll, am so excited to le work with all of you and le compañía! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

My action SUCCed on le ESS all night long, if you know what I le mean 8-) ;) :P

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2026 8:00 pm
by Craig
What’s up yall. Excited to get into the weeds with everyone here. I was just kickin’ back with a Stella, gettin’ a lay of the land with everything. Summer Mondays are a thing right?
Anyway, no action from me. Don’t wanna get too hasty too fast, ya know?

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 1:40 am
by Cigs Evan
success from me sigmas

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Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 8:31 am
by Lawrence
Picked up some overtime last night. It was a success. Got some extra cash.

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 11:07 am
by Part-Time Pat
Ummm so wait, we have to stay here every night?? I do NOT remember reading that in the job description!!! :shock:

This sucks, I feel like there's so much I could get done today but it's a total waste!! Ugh. :x

Alright, well, I didn't do anything last night :( looks like we might be here a while. Is anyone getting cell service?

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 2:58 pm
by Mido Minoger
As your middle manager, I have a vested interest in tracking your productivity. As such, we have installed the Single Productivity Yarn Web Application Remastered Edition to all your work computers, work phones, personal computers, and personal phones. This application will allow the company to accurately track your use of devices and will allow you to retrace your steps should you fail to update the old timesheet accurately, or the new timesheets for that matter. Of course, you must also keep your productivity tracker up to date, and make sure your calendar reflects how you plan to spend every minute of your day. Do not forget to log every single action you make in the minutia tracker, as well as logging your thoughts in the thoughts tracker.

I see some of you have logged no actions, that is concerning, and while I appreciate your honesty, I must stress the importance of success. We are all about success here at the company, failure will not be tolerated, and inaction is strongly discouraged. Of course, I took no action, I was... busy. Busy managing your productivity.


Get back to work!
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MOOOOOOOOOO!

Re: JTL Mafia #019

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2026 3:03 pm
by Remote Work Guy
Having to come to work has worn me out. No action for me.