Re: JTL Mafia #019
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2026 5:25 pm
sorry gen z stare, my vote is for you. your messaging has been inconsistent and I know i didn't kill anyone last night therefore I know it's you.
NancyDrew 1/2
Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)
Gen Z Stare (.) ( .) 2/2
Remote Work Guy
NancyDrew
You have decided to execute Gen Z Stare (.) ( .), the Rockstar Detective (Gumshoe).
From: hr@thecompany.com
To: laid-off-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Layoffs
Unfortunately, due to unforeseen tax trouble, our business is in a challenging financial situation and will need to undergo rightsizing to increase cost efficiency.
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Congratulations to the IRS:
NancyDrew
Project Gorlami
Mido Minoger
Game over!
Players:
Alive - 2Dead - 12
- NancyDrew, the Bulletproof IRS Amnesiac Fibber
- Remote Work Guy, the Shifty Rockstar Vigilante
- Boss Babe, the Rockstar Naive Cop
- Amish Accountant, the Union Godfather
- Cigs Evan, the Rockstar Master Surgeon
- Craig, the Rockstar Party Host
- Garey, the Compulsive Rockstar Motivator
- Gen Z Stare (.) ( .), the Rockstar Detective (Gumshoe)
- Lawrence, the Boastful Union Private Eye
- Marg A. Rita, the Boastful Guardian Angel
- Mido Minoger, the IRS Fibber
- Mr. Troll, the Bulletproof Rockstar Roleblocker
- Part-Time Pat, the Rockstar Amnesiac
- /in/PranavGupta, the Union Safety Expert
- Project Gorlami, the IRS Jack of All Trades
