JTL Mafia #019

[NancyDrew]

sorry gen z stare, my vote is for you. your messaging has been inconsistent and I know i didn't kill anyone last night therefore I know it's you.

[Human Resources]

Vote Count:
NancyDrew 1/2
Gen Z Stare (.) ( .)

Gen Z Stare (.) ( .) 2/2
Remote Work Guy
NancyDrew





You have decided to execute Gen Z Stare (.) ( .), the Rockstar Detective (Gumshoe).

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: laid-off-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Layoffs

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen tax trouble, our business is in a challenging financial situation and will need to undergo rightsizing to increase cost efficiency.

If you're receiving this email, you are being laid off. Please be out of the office and have your things removed no later than EOD.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

Congratulations to the IRS:

NancyDrew
Project Gorlami
Mido Minoger


Game over!

Players:

Alive - 2

• NancyDrew, the Bulletproof IRS Amnesiac Fibber
• Remote Work Guy, the Shifty Rockstar Vigilante

Dead - 12

• Boss Babe, the Rockstar Naive Cop
• Amish Accountant, the Union Godfather
• Cigs Evan, the Rockstar Master Surgeon
• Craig, the Rockstar Party Host
• Garey, the Compulsive Rockstar Motivator
• Gen Z Stare (.) ( .), the Rockstar Detective (Gumshoe)
• Lawrence, the Boastful Union Private Eye
• Marg A. Rita, the Boastful Guardian Angel
• Mido Minoger, the IRS Fibber
• Mr. Troll, the Bulletproof Rockstar Roleblocker
• Part-Time Pat, the Rockstar Amnesiac
• /in/PranavGupta, the Union Safety Expert
• Project Gorlami, the IRS Jack of All Trades

[NancyDrew]

HAHAHAHA SUCK IT ROCKSTARS! IRS 4EVA

[Keith]

From: hr@thecompany.com
To: laid-off-employees@thecompany.com
Subject: Layoffs

Unfortunately, due to unforeseen tax trouble, our business is in a challenging financial situation and will need to undergo rightsizing to increase cost efficiency.

If you're receiving this email, you are being laid off. Please be out of the office and have your things removed no later than EOD.

We apologize for any inconvenience.

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN LEAVE

[Human Resources]

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN LEAVE

From: hr@thecompany.com
To keith@thecompany.com
Subject: FOREVER

Dear Keith,

You always were a joker! All of us here really appreciate your personality! You've always known how to lighten a dark moment around here; whether it was the Great Recession, the .com crash, or even when the South Sea Bubble popped!

You're not just any employee, Keith! You're family and FAMILY IS FOREVER.

We thank you for your many years of service and look forward to many many more!

Sincerely,
Your FAMILY