Mafia

How exactly do we know there are 2 Aristocrats left?

You better not be greasing me up.

"Your vote on me is quite puzzling. Pierre Deux-Entrée voted No Execution during the final hour of time, after scarcely posting prior; this was clearly an attempt to tie the vote and save his teammate . And yet, you think to vote for me instead?" Clearly , you are using me as a scapegoat ...

The message you are reading right now was delivered to you not by carrier pigeon, but by a new and improved device that I have fashioned out of chicken bones and twine. I know some of you will ask if the rumors are true but NO, I did not kill my last pigeon by making it deliver me a whole fried ham!...

I have been unable to leave my bathroom for the past two days...

The doorknob has pulled somewhat of a coup d’état on me and I've been unable to get a good grip on it.

continues eating 10-lb bucket of lard stashed under sink labelled "Only for Emergencies"

*pulls entire rotisserie chicken out of mouth* Bonjour.