Mafia

I 'ave extended ze sign-ups because zer was some sort of problem wis ze conscription of more révolutionnaires. Somesing to do wis ze dates being difficult to understand... zis makes no sense to me, zer is only one true calendar and it is perfectly clear when we start. À la prochaine.

Bonjour et bienvenue, mes amis. I 'ave brought you 'ere in ze 'ope zat we can come togezer and continue to fight for ze rights of ze people and to... en fait ... shall we say "remove" zose zat would seek to 'ave us trown back into La Bastille . I will be speaking in ze langue terrible of ...